What the hell are you talking about? (insert east indian accent here)

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggg!
me and janine = not good
we shouldnt be aloud to talk on da phone
I still have to do my fricken planning
wehn is it due?
tuesday?
what da hell
would they?
offended?
why cant you actually talk to me??
i think i have a problem.
I DONT HAVE GOD DAMN PROBLEM!
pillls! pillss!
I DONT NEED YOUR DRUGS
what the hell are you talking about?
half the time i dont even know what your trying to say to me
YOU THINK IM STUPID!
...but im not
im really not
I DONT HAVE GOD DAMN PROBLEM!!!!
this isnt even east indian
i think were doing it wrong
I wonder what the east indian population has got to say to us?
What about a pen?
OH MA ALLAH!!!!
OH MA ALLAH IN HEAVEN!
RAIN DOWN ON ME!
I SOUND CHORUS CHUREFDSHVGHSDF MAN THAOGN
half the time i dont even know what your saying to me
OH SWEET BAY JESUS!
lolololololololololol
HUG ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hillbilly = inscest??/
i think so
why am i doing this?
OH MA GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!
im calm im calm
ommmmmmmmmm
high of of perfume fumes
BEAR HUG!
WHAT ABOUT MA MOMMA!
MMMOOOMMMA I LOST BARBABRA AGAIN!
wtf
BAHHAHA
torture?

Damn! yous a sexy bitch! DAMN GIRL!

I crashed a school dance??
what? NO!
never!
ahahha
it was wierd
like non of my friends were there
kay kay and wecia were the only ones there that i normally dance with.
so i danced with jac a lot to
which was grand
wierd
but grand
we danced wiht some crazy kids
who i am refraining from calling hockey jocks
i feel that i should dislike them....but if i want them to respect me as a bandie
shouldnt i respect them?
IM TAKING THE FIRST STEP TOWORDS HIGH SCHOOL INTERGRATION!!!!!
but yes
some of them arnt that bad
i guess?
ahahha i liike evryone...its not my fault
theres so many problems with me how cant i except theres??
but yes
i telling sthem something about a certain someone not really being their type and ther like what type is that Hockey Jock?!?!?! i hate it when people call me that!
and im like oh well i have the right considering im defined as a bandie
and they just look at me and there like i have offishailly gained to respect for bandies
im like REally? hmmm well i have offishailly gained some respect for you as
.......male hockey players?
muhahha
im just that cool
anywho
i just blogged cause you know
i must
even though i really dont have the time.
ahmg
im going to bed
im soo dead
i could hardly get up this morning.
aughghh
i think someones mad at me???
sooo confused
hmmmm
IM SORRY!!!!!
:)
ahah
anywho
I wish you a merry christmas!

and sometimes i think i might be doing this only for you.

IM SHORRYY!!!!
its been like 4 dayys
woow
ive had soo much fricken sugar and caffiene
im like WO! hiper
ah
although i was soposto go hang and then my mom was like WO BITCH
and i was like huh?
and she was like uhuh
and was like SAY WHAT!?
and then yeah
i dont understand but i guess i wont go against her
hmm
but yeah
stupid resonging
and then when i get home
she says....im leaving
and she goes out
ahmg
fail child
<3
and then she was all like i think your taking this a little far amanda
and i was like taking what a little far? (considering i gave up like half an hour ago)
and shes like rant rant rant
and im like just leave please.
ohhh welll
oh ma lordeh
i was so excited too
BAHAHHA
best christmas present idearrrr ever
and it shall pwn
group christmas present sharing
i think so!
im going to watch my sisters keeper
its just sitting here tempting me with this small child baldyness


baldy child!


is it wrong that i think of courtney?
no, cause i love her
and she was once a baldy cancer child :(
saaaddfacee
shes got such a smexy curvy body
i hope she reads this
i want to spread ma compliments around
ehhehe
sugar game is my favourite
candy sword fights also fit into that category
i have just realized i cant spell well on a sugar high
WOOOOOOHOOOOO
SUGAR
cane???
ahahhaha
har dee har har
freckles?
hahfadh
:P hahaha
happy birthday skipish sing for rioux.....i think so
SPOON!?!?!
i was soo excited to spoon with neil all night long!
i had my wife last night but
NOW I WANT NEIL!.....and ma wife
muhahahhaha
at the same time!
threesome spoon train!
i think so!
i want food.
and movie
and lack of actually having to try
sooooo
yeah
toast?

My mom is my favourite..... Just thought I'd let you know. Bomb of the world kinda thing. I love thee maj!

My signing stream of consciousness!

I cant stop singin
its never gonna end!!!!!!
those were my veryy own lyrics
because im actually singin them
and i actually cant stop signing
like seriously
for the last 20 minutes
i havnt stopped signing
and i doubt i will ever stoooopppp
because i like bugging my brother
with my beautiful of key voice
and i wont ever STTTOOOOPPP!
annnd i just sand all of that
in this cool manly voice
and im singing it right now
i feel low and husky
like a man on steroids!
annnnd you like it!
but mmmy doggy is cute
annnd im writing you a sonnng
as we speak
beneath the stars
and this makes no fricken sense
but i really cant stop
and it wil never end for the rest of my life
and i hope it truly bugs you
yes truly truly bugs you
because all i can think of is NOOOTTTESSS!!!
and they wont leave my head allllooooonne
so i sing them out for paullyy to heaar
and i wont ever stop
its like a disease
it freaks me out
especialllyyy since i am lacking lyrics to sing along wiht my notes
and i fear if i keep singing my voice will surely die
but i cant stop singing
cause my hearts still beating
and this is the most fail blog of my lifeee
and im sooo vair happy that the small child is upstairs
where he can not hear me off tune singing
my lovely voice
straying from the melody
lacking rhyme and reason
and everything else in between
because dont care for reason
and thats so obvious
im not sure why i told you again
but i felt the need to and i want to insert a rhyme but all i can think of is something to with a rhinocerous
and truly nobody wants to hear it
and i just coughed because my throat is starting to hurtt
but i dont really mind
cause i am keeping up with my voice
( my fingers that is)
i hope my brother is not recording this for future torture


oh my lordey
am i done?
i think so
gosh
ahahhaha sorry i just had to sing
i havnt got the faintest idea why
i hope i didnt actually sound bad
i was maybe being overly modest
BAHAHHA JAY KAY
i cant sing
but ahmg
wow
that was enjoyable

But we didn't mind. We didn't know better.

JAZZ RETREAT '09
AHMG! BEST THING OF MA LIFE!
like seriously
so much fun
gosh uy should post da pictures do
Hey this fire, it's burnin', burnin' us up
sorreh
ummm
im not in a blog mood?
what??
too tired?
aweee :(
chicken flavored chicken for all of you
osh golly jollly dahlly bahlly
bollywood??
now i have bollwood choreography in ma head
why would u do this too me?
ahmg the eyes
bitch

Jesus, etc.

What do i have to do to get inside of you??
Cause i love the way you move.
When im inside of you.


isnt that entirely wrong???
gosh
Inside of you-Hoobastank
failure
11 11 MAKE A WISH!!!!
what is this??
my mom downloading music??
hmm
everything from sugarland to velvet underground
hmmm
wierd
my hips hurt
dance=pain
hmm'









i just made a epic leap
ha
ha
ha
aah
ashsjhkf
pizza pie!
IS THAT SO!
sorry
that was slightly uncalled for
sttrrookkkee
jskdfgjkdhgjkdf
mustache
ahhaha
twin mustaches
ahahha
math
ahahha
fail
ahaha
ooosh my hip hurts
why?
oh cause of cho momma last night
yeah
that what i thought
hmm
we were just two lovers crying on eachothers shoulders
sorreh
Lover please! do not fall to your knees!
its not like i belive in ever lasting love!
:)
sorreh
hahah
drama
....chimpanzee
hahah
ahmg
bitch
i have to pee
nom
toast?
Life isnt fair for sure
its clear ive had enough
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
ahmg
b
l
o
g
why do i do this
i want to make another list

What do i think the meaning of life is?

1. to ....yeah.... cho momma
2. to .....yeah... cho mommas face

ok yeah you know where this is going

why do i continue

why do i continue to blog after i have nothing to say anymore

what is with all this double spacingness again

fail

this

is

once

again

just

i dunno.

torture.