My signing stream of consciousness!

I cant stop singin
its never gonna end!!!!!!
those were my veryy own lyrics
because im actually singin them
and i actually cant stop signing
like seriously
for the last 20 minutes
i havnt stopped signing
and i doubt i will ever stoooopppp
because i like bugging my brother
with my beautiful of key voice
and i wont ever STTTOOOOPPP!
annnd i just sand all of that
in this cool manly voice
and im singing it right now
i feel low and husky
like a man on steroids!
annnnd you like it!
but mmmy doggy is cute
annnd im writing you a sonnng
as we speak
beneath the stars
and this makes no fricken sense
but i really cant stop
and it wil never end for the rest of my life
and i hope it truly bugs you
yes truly truly bugs you
because all i can think of is NOOOTTTESSS!!!
and they wont leave my head allllooooonne
so i sing them out for paullyy to heaar
and i wont ever stop
its like a disease
it freaks me out
especialllyyy since i am lacking lyrics to sing along wiht my notes
and i fear if i keep singing my voice will surely die
but i cant stop singing
cause my hearts still beating
and this is the most fail blog of my lifeee
and im sooo vair happy that the small child is upstairs
where he can not hear me off tune singing
my lovely voice
straying from the melody
lacking rhyme and reason
and everything else in between
because dont care for reason
and thats so obvious
im not sure why i told you again
but i felt the need to and i want to insert a rhyme but all i can think of is something to with a rhinocerous
and truly nobody wants to hear it
and i just coughed because my throat is starting to hurtt
but i dont really mind
cause i am keeping up with my voice
( my fingers that is)
i hope my brother is not recording this for future torture


oh my lordey
am i done?
i think so
gosh
ahahhaha sorry i just had to sing
i havnt got the faintest idea why
i hope i didnt actually sound bad
i was maybe being overly modest
BAHAHHA JAY KAY
i cant sing
but ahmg
wow
that was enjoyable

But we didn't mind. We didn't know better.

JAZZ RETREAT '09
AHMG! BEST THING OF MA LIFE!
like seriously
so much fun
gosh uy should post da pictures do
Hey this fire, it's burnin', burnin' us up
sorreh
ummm
im not in a blog mood?
what??
too tired?
aweee :(
chicken flavored chicken for all of you
osh golly jollly dahlly bahlly
bollywood??
now i have bollwood choreography in ma head
why would u do this too me?
ahmg the eyes
bitch

Jesus, etc.

What do i have to do to get inside of you??
Cause i love the way you move.
When im inside of you.


isnt that entirely wrong???
gosh
Inside of you-Hoobastank
failure
11 11 MAKE A WISH!!!!
what is this??
my mom downloading music??
hmm
everything from sugarland to velvet underground
hmmm
wierd
my hips hurt
dance=pain
hmm'









i just made a epic leap
ha
ha
ha
aah
ashsjhkf
pizza pie!
IS THAT SO!
sorry
that was slightly uncalled for
sttrrookkkee
jskdfgjkdhgjkdf
mustache
ahhaha
twin mustaches
ahahha
math
ahahha
fail
ahaha
ooosh my hip hurts
why?
oh cause of cho momma last night
yeah
that what i thought
hmm
we were just two lovers crying on eachothers shoulders
sorreh
Lover please! do not fall to your knees!
its not like i belive in ever lasting love!
:)
sorreh
hahah
drama
....chimpanzee
hahah
ahmg
bitch
i have to pee
nom
toast?
Life isnt fair for sure
its clear ive had enough
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
ahmg
b
l
o
g
why do i do this
i want to make another list

What do i think the meaning of life is?

1. to ....yeah.... cho momma
2. to .....yeah... cho mommas face

ok yeah you know where this is going

why do i continue

why do i continue to blog after i have nothing to say anymore

what is with all this double spacingness again

fail

this

is

once

again

just

i dunno.

torture.

Hey I cant stop my feet, ebony and ivory and dancing in the street. Hey its cause of you.

This song is wierd
and absolutely great
it would be like my fav thing forever
it it wernt for her vocal drums
fail
although great
ill get over it
oh yeah right
Jungle drum-Emiliana Torrini
yeah
So we decided to be alll yeah with our dance teacher today
and she was all like disapointment sadnosity
and we were like aosfiuasgdkasd
and then after i went and talked to her
and i like :) yeah
luvluv
and yeah and she like yay
and yeah
and you totolay get it right?
i could tell
mhmm
i feel much better now
i felt bad all the tiime
:(
but now better?
i thinko sass should not be at nunsense
even though i really wish i was there
hmmm
but how do i plan a sleepover???
ossh
its impossible
when this specific person is dead
nooooom
but not dead
shes not actually dead
i have a jazz retreat this weeekend
im excited!
LETS GET EXCITED!!!!!
le tigre ftw!
ahmg
im sorry for breaking into random lyrics again
errr day
ahmg hillbiilllyyy!!
redneck
i love drama
my mom just didnt wake me up this morning
hmmm
it was great
she like u going to school tmmrw
im like yes i feel much better
i wake up at ten
mom?
she like i didnt want to wake you up
i like ...ok?
and yeah so i went to school for double drama and band
with that crazy teacher
and my wifes amazing trumpetness
i hate her
sooo much
why does she get to pwn soo bad??
i donno
but she get crazy solo song that she pwns at and totolay deserves soo yeah
why am i complaining??
hm
no idea
text text text
gentle stroke of face
OH BURN!
ahmg
yumyumyumyum
ashdfsdhglkshdfkuadfhgjydghfsydkagbkjfg
note
ahmg
ehheeheh
silly wife
i lurv her
i wanna see the reindeer
drum oooer
ssssssssss
im a snake
wire antlers
stab
horns
stab
bean
horn
stab
ahmg
ahah
hair
nom
failure.

JKASDHJSFKJOSGSIDHGVJVBSJDGSDUYGSHGDVKHDSFKSDFI

i deeply dislike being sick
i cant do anything
i have an essay to do
and i just get up to get back in bed cause im like gagg
yuckk
ASDHCBSHDFVGKAFGHKDHGKFSGYJRGFJSGFAKDBGK
im in a slightly bad mood
partly because my brother just roundhouse kicked me
brb
im gonna kick his ass
well now that thats over and done with
he makes me soo mad!
rant rant rant
augh
ahmg

And history books forgot about us. And the bible didnt mention us, not even once. You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first. :)

Drugs
drugs
ddrrruuugggsss
ossh my head hurts
then why am on the computer you may ask
because i am an addict!
...and because my mom has all the advil in van
except for this stuff
...and it has caffiene in it
like wtf
so now im gonna have caffiene running through my veins
and ill never fall asleep
osssh
i want food soo bad
im afraid ill barf it up
but maybe it will help
i would risk that chance
...if i had any food in my food
LIKE ANY!
i found a cookie
woohhoo
i have frozen french fries,eggs,cheese,and cereal
like comeon
i cant just eat eggs
that could turn out interesting
it would be very breadless
and i would have cereal if i had milk
and i would have cheese ...except i dont like cheese
i am contemplating making fries
...even though it will take forever
and they dont have instructions on them?
ossh
i will fail
god
huuunnnggggerrr
failure
....be afraid of the old theyll inherit your soul
i need some emo poetry in my binder apparently
after me comes the flood
oshh
im sorry lyrics all the time
i cant stop
jehfsdhgsdg
i want foood!!!!!!!!
aughh!
why is the movie cheri still here?
i have a strong urge to watch it
but that equals head ache
soo i must not
hmmm
foood
ahhh the light hurts
i sound emo
like your momma last night!
ohhhh
bitch
what now?

i can make lists!!!!
ahmg
are u excited
i am
i can make numbered lists and block lists
but i cant really post a video
i could post a link and all
but no
fail
list time

My favourite things ever.

1. cho momma
2. cho mommas face
3. cho face
4. pie
5. you :) (my wife) (that one male who is the only other person who reads my blog)
6. noms
7. zelda
8. punching your babys when ur turned the other way
9. blogger....(lies)
10. cho mommas pies face

Oh what now?!?!

why am i still on here

why is this being double spaced

what a waste of paper

....only not cause this doesnt require paper

It smells like god in here so take off all your robes.

thats right

i did just say that

pip pip

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

nom nom nom
pie is sooo gooood
and i know this
even though im not eating any right now
ohhh how i wish i was

okkk sooo i cant resist having a song of WHATEVER TIME FRAME I WANT
soooo even though everyone does it HERE!

omg blogger is dumb
i cant post videos??
what is this?
how will i go on?
i was going to post Kamera by wilco fyi
buuut nope
hmmm
FAIL!

soooo?
if a seagull flys over the sea.
What flys over the bay?
BAGELS!!
do ya get it? do ya?
ahhahahah
gosh
ahmg
amgy
....:)
my hair is sooo attractive
only not
wierd bandana made of wierd fabric
plus wet hair
equals
not attractive
hmmmm
i dislike
i want to janine to not live a million miles away
it would make my day
stupid boonies
i have dinner
and this has been a really fail post
im contemplating actually posting it
but i will
cause
i donno
torture.