You’re using your headphones to drown out your mind

SO!


my brother just hobbled over here in his sickness to say


"YOU HAVE A BLOG?!?!?!??!....am i on it?!?!"


and i think in my head .....of corse small 13 year old rapist brother......


but he isnt! sooooo (aint he rad??)

now he is imitating himself

annnnddd

im gonna tell you some slight details about him to make his day
"he real cool"

"he got a big dinkledonk"

ok sooooo there..

this is what he told me to write in his ever so nerdy fake nerd voice

i think it describes his personality pree well

"OHH MMYY GOOODDD!"

that was his gay man impersonation
....and now im going to stop quoting my brother
...oh wait apparently it wasnt a gay man......it was matt hart
ohh welll isnt that kind!!!
welll matt did punch him in the face
but as he just said....youve gotta be nice to the people who have no friends
speaking of people who have no friends
there is this wonderfully wonderful person who goes to my school
who happens to like me ...apparently
i am slightly afraid
yesterday after school he came up to me and started hitting on me
i was like WOOOOO!
meep
and he apparently thought he said something stupid
.....because i turned around to see him going "whisper whisper to myself"
you know like "god that was stupid you stupid head why did you say that?!?"
like on tv
....yes.....hes just that fail
...most people think he is gay
....he has a bubble bum
and he thinks he can sing....but he cant ...although im proud of him for getting on stage and all
but really hes so off key it hurts
if i could post the video for you i totolay would
i promise
but blogger wont let me :(
my friends are trying to convince me to lead him on
....but i cant
...im not that cruel
although that would be fuunneeh
or start flirting with someone else in front of him
buuuuttt
i think im just gonna be the "the dumb oblivious blond"
which i totolay am
only not really
but sometimes
and i can see where people would get that impresion from
BUT IM NOT!
i just really suck at math!
ahaha
but anywho
im just gonna hope he dosn't ask me out
....it might be a horrible situation
im not good at being mean
hmmmmmmm
im sorry bailey ....im a lesbian!
bahahhaha only not
but he will never know......
muahhahahaha
i just have to have a romantic embrace with janine in front of him
and my story will be set in stone
....but then he will tell everyone else im a lesbian
annnndd i will never date a boy ever again
...hmmmm
scratch that!
i will think of something ...