Ive got a pefect body, but sometimes I forget. I got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat! :)

So this post isnt going to be all that long
...well i think
...the grands are coming to take me to la airport momentairily
and im going to edmonton bitch!!!!
...im sorry that was uncalled for
bad words...
soo yes ive come to say goodbyee my loverr!!!
you know who you are...:)
ahahah annnnnd
my dearest blog
(yes i am refering to a non-existant person/blog)
i will miss you for this whhooole wonderful weeekend
i will blog when possible
:D

that last post deffinetly made sense.Just for any of you that were wondering.

I really should go to bed... You know grow a possible millimeter... Read a bit .... Gain some knowledge. You know all that stuff.And I stuff.Pip pip!!

It's getting late. Why am I still doing this....? I was going to go to bed early.What is this. Osshh ahmg! Why is SOH CAH TOA stuck in my head?!

I am posting just with this title... My iPod won't let me write anywhere else.... Don't ask me why I'm trying to blog on my iPod.Cause I have no idea

You’re using your headphones to drown out your mind

SO!


my brother just hobbled over here in his sickness to say


"YOU HAVE A BLOG?!?!?!??!....am i on it?!?!"


and i think in my head .....of corse small 13 year old rapist brother......


but he isnt! sooooo (aint he rad??)

now he is imitating himself

annnnddd

im gonna tell you some slight details about him to make his day
"he real cool"

"he got a big dinkledonk"

ok sooooo there..

this is what he told me to write in his ever so nerdy fake nerd voice

i think it describes his personality pree well

"OHH MMYY GOOODDD!"

that was his gay man impersonation
....and now im going to stop quoting my brother
...oh wait apparently it wasnt a gay man......it was matt hart
ohh welll isnt that kind!!!
welll matt did punch him in the face
but as he just said....youve gotta be nice to the people who have no friends
speaking of people who have no friends
there is this wonderfully wonderful person who goes to my school
who happens to like me ...apparently
i am slightly afraid
yesterday after school he came up to me and started hitting on me
i was like WOOOOO!
meep
and he apparently thought he said something stupid
.....because i turned around to see him going "whisper whisper to myself"
you know like "god that was stupid you stupid head why did you say that?!?"
like on tv
....yes.....hes just that fail
...most people think he is gay
....he has a bubble bum
and he thinks he can sing....but he cant ...although im proud of him for getting on stage and all
but really hes so off key it hurts
if i could post the video for you i totolay would
i promise
but blogger wont let me :(
my friends are trying to convince me to lead him on
....but i cant
...im not that cruel
although that would be fuunneeh
or start flirting with someone else in front of him
buuuuttt
i think im just gonna be the "the dumb oblivious blond"
which i totolay am
only not really
but sometimes
and i can see where people would get that impresion from
BUT IM NOT!
i just really suck at math!
ahaha
but anywho
im just gonna hope he dosn't ask me out
....it might be a horrible situation
im not good at being mean
hmmmmmmm
im sorry bailey ....im a lesbian!
bahahhaha only not
but he will never know......
muahhahahaha
i just have to have a romantic embrace with janine in front of him
and my story will be set in stone
....but then he will tell everyone else im a lesbian
annnndd i will never date a boy ever again
...hmmmm
scratch that!
i will think of something ...

Ive got soul but im not a soldier!

I dont write enough

....it is a well known fact

a friend has mentioned that blogs get to personal

annnd shes right

sooooo

no more personal info??

what can i blog about?

like really?

music is the only thing i can think of

.....annnnnddd everyone does that

and since i absolutely loved julie and julia

....i have considered the idea of cooking large quantities of food and blogging about it

....untill i realized that i cant cook

and i deffinetly dont have the time or patience for that

what am i passionate about??

Dance,music,drama.

you know the ussual.

hmmm

boys??

muahahhahahah deffoo!!!!!!!

i could deffinetly just post about boys

.....it may offend some people

but i can hmmmmm

who is my first victim

RUPERT FRIEND!!!!!

he is entirely yummy scrumboes!

is he not?

that picture doesnt really give him justice

hmmmm.....

This one?

maybe hmmmm

just watch Cheri.

it is a great movie

even though it isnt at all

it has the lamest ending of my life

The pretty boy just kills himself

and you know what makes it even worse?

YOU DONT GET TO SEE IT!!!!

the narrators just like .....and then he shot himself in the head

it was a fail movie

but great....because it has introduced me to him

osshhhhhhhh ahahhahaha

this is fail......?

oui!

god

oh well

i dont mind

fail is my middle name

and its obviously gonna stay that way.