Monday, November 30, 2009
its never gonna end!!!!!!
those were my veryy own lyrics
because im actually singin them
and i actually cant stop signing
for the last 20 minutes
i havnt stopped signing
and i doubt i will ever stoooopppp
because i like bugging my brother
with my beautiful of key voice
and i wont ever STTTOOOOPPP!
annnd i just sand all of that
in this cool manly voice
and im singing it right now
i feel low and husky
like a man on steroids!
annnnd you like it!
but mmmy doggy is cute
annnd im writing you a sonnng
as we speak
beneath the stars
and this makes no fricken sense
but i really cant stop
and it wil never end for the rest of my life
and i hope it truly bugs you
yes truly truly bugs you
because all i can think of is NOOOTTTESSS!!!
and they wont leave my head allllooooonne
so i sing them out for paullyy to heaar
and i wont ever stop
its like a disease
it freaks me out
especialllyyy since i am lacking lyrics to sing along wiht my notes
and i fear if i keep singing my voice will surely die
but i cant stop singing
cause my hearts still beating
and this is the most fail blog of my lifeee
and im sooo vair happy that the small child is upstairs
where he can not hear me off tune singing
my lovely voice
straying from the melody
lacking rhyme and reason
and everything else in between
because dont care for reason
and thats so obvious
im not sure why i told you again
but i felt the need to and i want to insert a rhyme but all i can think of is something to with a rhinocerous
and truly nobody wants to hear it
and i just coughed because my throat is starting to hurtt
but i dont really mind
cause i am keeping up with my voice
( my fingers that is)
i hope my brother is not recording this for future torture
oh my lordey
am i done?
i think so
ahahhaha sorry i just had to sing
i havnt got the faintest idea why
i hope i didnt actually sound bad
i was maybe being overly modest
BAHAHHA JAY KAY
i cant sing
that was enjoyable
Sunday, November 29, 2009
AHMG! BEST THING OF MA LIFE!
so much fun
gosh uy should post da pictures do
Hey this fire, it's burnin', burnin' us up
im not in a blog mood?
chicken flavored chicken for all of you
osh golly jollly dahlly bahlly
now i have bollwood choreography in ma head
why would u do this too me?
ahmg the eyes
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Cause i love the way you move.
When im inside of you.
isnt that entirely wrong???
Inside of you-Hoobastank
11 11 MAKE A WISH!!!!
what is this??
my mom downloading music??
everything from sugarland to velvet underground
my hips hurt
i just made a epic leap
IS THAT SO!
that was slightly uncalled for
ooosh my hip hurts
oh cause of cho momma last night
that what i thought
we were just two lovers crying on eachothers shoulders
Lover please! do not fall to your knees!
its not like i belive in ever lasting love!
i have to pee
Life isnt fair for sure
its clear ive had enough
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
why do i do this
i want to make another list
What do i think the meaning of life is?
- to ....yeah.... cho momma
- to .....yeah... cho mommas face
ok yeah you know where this is going
why do i continue
why do i continue to blog after i have nothing to say anymore
what is with all this double spacingness again
and absolutely great
it would be like my fav thing forever
it it wernt for her vocal drums
ill get over it
oh yeah right
Jungle drum-Emiliana Torrini
So we decided to be alll yeah with our dance teacher today
and she was all like disapointment sadnosity
and we were like aosfiuasgdkasd
and then after i went and talked to her
and i like :) yeah
and yeah and she like yay
and you totolay get it right?
i could tell
i feel much better now
i felt bad all the tiime
but now better?
i thinko sass should not be at nunsense
even though i really wish i was there
but how do i plan a sleepover???
when this specific person is dead
but not dead
shes not actually dead
i have a jazz retreat this weeekend
LETS GET EXCITED!!!!!
le tigre ftw!
im sorry for breaking into random lyrics again
i love drama
my mom just didnt wake me up this morning
it was great
she like u going to school tmmrw
im like yes i feel much better
i wake up at ten
she like i didnt want to wake you up
i like ...ok?
and yeah so i went to school for double drama and band
with that crazy teacher
and my wifes amazing trumpetness
i hate her
why does she get to pwn soo bad??
but she get crazy solo song that she pwns at and totolay deserves soo yeah
why am i complaining??
text text text
gentle stroke of face
i lurv her
i wanna see the reindeer
im a snake
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
i cant do anything
i have an essay to do
and i just get up to get back in bed cause im like gagg
im in a slightly bad mood
partly because my brother just roundhouse kicked me
im gonna kick his ass
well now that thats over and done with
he makes me soo mad!
rant rant rant
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
And history books forgot about us. And the bible didnt mention us, not even once. You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first. :)
ossh my head hurts
then why am on the computer you may ask
because i am an addict!
...and because my mom has all the advil in van
except for this stuff
...and it has caffiene in it
so now im gonna have caffiene running through my veins
and ill never fall asleep
i want food soo bad
im afraid ill barf it up
but maybe it will help
i would risk that chance
...if i had any food in my food
i found a cookie
i have frozen french fries,eggs,cheese,and cereal
i cant just eat eggs
that could turn out interesting
it would be very breadless
and i would have cereal if i had milk
and i would have cheese ...except i dont like cheese
i am contemplating making fries
...even though it will take forever
and they dont have instructions on them?
i will fail
....be afraid of the old theyll inherit your soul
i need some emo poetry in my binder apparently
after me comes the flood
im sorry lyrics all the time
i cant stop
i want foood!!!!!!!!
why is the movie cheri still here?
i have a strong urge to watch it
but that equals head ache
soo i must not
ahhh the light hurts
i sound emo
like your momma last night!
i can make lists!!!!
are u excited
i can make numbered lists and block lists
but i cant really post a video
i could post a link and all
My favourite things ever.
- cho momma
- cho mommas face
- cho face
- you :) (my wife) (that one male who is the only other person who reads my blog)
- punching your babys when ur turned the other way
- cho mommas pies face
Oh what now?!?!
why am i still on here
why is this being double spaced
what a waste of paper
....only not cause this doesnt require paper
It smells like god in here so take off all your robes.
i did just say that
Monday, November 23, 2009
pie is sooo gooood
and i know this
even though im not eating any right now
ohhh how i wish i was
okkk sooo i cant resist having a song of WHATEVER TIME FRAME I WANT
soooo even though everyone does it HERE!
omg blogger is dumb
i cant post videos??
what is this?
how will i go on?
i was going to post Kamera by wilco fyi
if a seagull flys over the sea.
What flys over the bay?
do ya get it? do ya?
my hair is sooo attractive
wierd bandana made of wierd fabric
plus wet hair
i want to janine to not live a million miles away
it would make my day
i have dinner
and this has been a really fail post
im contemplating actually posting it
but i will
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Baby can you play with fire?? ...Im Bringing Sexy back!...DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?!?! ....probably...Listen up yall cause this is it!
why would i do such a thing?
oh SEXY BACK!
You see these shackles baby im your slave, Ill let you wipp me if i missbehave.
...take it to the bridge!!!!
...TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS!
Drinks on me!
look at those hips!
you make me smile!
....has any one else noticed the extremly creepy jt lyrics?
no? cause no one listens to this crap music??
oh i thought soo
HEY i havnt allways had amazing taste in music
.......it had to develop from somewhere
i used to be a top 10 girl
INDIE FOR THE BOMB!... buuttt......
....shake your money maker like somebody bout to pay you!
...you lookin good in those jeans, i bet you look even better with me in between
..but your a hell of a distraction when you shake yo behind
...so feel free to get LOOSE and get carried away
...and all the calories you burn from me making you sweat!
ludacris is ludracris!!! HA!
but seriously creepy crap music
yeah im in vancouver at my apartment.....annnnddd i have music on her
but its from like a zillion years ago when i listened to crap music
sooo im having a little trip down memory lane
...why do i remember all the words???
im sorry i have to admit i deeply enjoy the song crazy
just sooo wonderfull
HAHAHA bless your soul!
you really think your in control?
I THINK YOUR CRAZY! ...just like me
ever since i was little it looked like fun ...(oooer)
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons Hook Fergalicious Fergalicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses mmmwwahhh ....
......That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got
Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
......All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my uuhh I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientèle 'cause' they say she
hahha like seriously
i dont know why im making you endure this with me
Pain without love
pain i cant get enough
pain i like it rough
cause id rather feel pain then nothing at all
sooo away from crap music
i have recently realized that spending too much time with my brother
could make anyone into a horrible person
use of the word chink is horrible enought....leave alone over use
and that is what he does
and now in my head every 5 seconds i say chink AUADGSDHG
i dun like it!
I love you tinzel! :)
I wanna see you all on your knees! hahah
i had like a huge sushi feast
cause im in richmond
no but seriously in this apartment building we have only seen 2 other white people
its quite impresive
asians are uber cool and ninja!
i could totolay live here :)
so i decided what my blog is now about
well its called Msbrightsidee
mostly because i allways look on the brightside
(also cause i have a killers ubsession)
sooo im just gonna tell you about all the things that make me happy
i could just add something errrday
or most days.....
...considering i am becoming a blog addict
and i never stop
it has a very wide variety of topics to choose from
and its what i do allready
.....now i feel like i have a purpose though
and you could go expierience these things and i would just improve your life greatly:)
or you could just live through me
and whenever i jump off a cliff
(attached to a cable of corse)
you can feel my excitement!
i have just realized that im going to edmonton
and there is a bungee jump thing in the poool
I TOTOLAY COULD!!!!!!!
Her face is a map of the world
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
And everything around her is a silver pool of light
The people who surround her feel the benefit of it
It makes you calm
She holds you captivated in her palm
I feel like walking the world
Like walking the world
You can hear she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white
Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember What you heard
She likes to leave you hanging on her word
Do you know who that reminds me of???
MY WIFE OF CORSE!
i think that today ....she will be what makes me happy
i was gonna post a picture and write about her
.....but then i realized she would kill me if i did
but i love her lotzzz and that all she neeeds to know
i should go to bed...... my mom keeps getting mad
and i have a book
but i deeply enjoy this keyboard
it fits perfectly with my fingers
maybe thats why im writing so much
this is really long
it is grand
like the coucher
which we have recently discovered isnt a couch but the verb to sleep
couch is sofa
which is fail
considering everytime we split into groups in drama
we run to the couch yelling COUCHER!
so does everyone think were going to have a nap??
cause were not
we do rape eachother a little
but that is an entirely differrent story
annnd je suis aller coucher!
i think that was really bad french
i dont feel like conjugating and am to tired to rememebr which ones im sopsoto to conjugate
but anywho i go
just so that this thing you have just wasted like an hour reading doesnt waste anymore of your precious time.
i am sorry for your lost minutes
and will make up for them in any way that i possibly can.
Ive got a pefect body, but sometimes I forget. I got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat! :)
...well i think
...the grands are coming to take me to la airport momentairily
and im going to edmonton bitch!!!!
...im sorry that was uncalled for
soo yes ive come to say goodbyee my loverr!!!
you know who you are...:)
my dearest blog
(yes i am refering to a non-existant person/blog)
i will miss you for this whhooole wonderful weeekend
i will blog when possible
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
my brother just hobbled over here in his sickness to say
"YOU HAVE A BLOG?!?!?!??!....am i on it?!?!"
and i think in my head .....of corse small 13 year old rapist brother......
but he isnt! sooooo (aint he rad??)
now he is imitating himself
im gonna tell you some slight details about him to make his day
"he real cool"
"he got a big dinkledonk"
ok sooooo there..
this is what he told me to write in his ever so nerdy fake nerd voice
i think it describes his personality pree well
"OHH MMYY GOOODDD!"that was his gay man impersonation
....and now im going to stop quoting my brother
...oh wait apparently it wasnt a gay man......it was matt hart
ohh welll isnt that kind!!!
welll matt did punch him in the face
but as he just said....youve gotta be nice to the people who have no friends
speaking of people who have no friends
there is this wonderfully wonderful person who goes to my school
who happens to like me ...apparently
i am slightly afraid
yesterday after school he came up to me and started hitting on me
i was like WOOOOO!
and he apparently thought he said something stupid
.....because i turned around to see him going "whisper whisper to myself"
you know like "god that was stupid you stupid head why did you say that?!?"
like on tv
....yes.....hes just that fail
...most people think he is gay
....he has a bubble bum
and he thinks he can sing....but he cant ...although im proud of him for getting on stage and all
but really hes so off key it hurts
if i could post the video for you i totolay would
but blogger wont let me :(
my friends are trying to convince me to lead him on
....but i cant
...im not that cruel
although that would be fuunneeh
or start flirting with someone else in front of him
i think im just gonna be the "the dumb oblivious blond"
which i totolay am
only not really
and i can see where people would get that impresion from
BUT IM NOT!
i just really suck at math!
im just gonna hope he dosn't ask me out
....it might be a horrible situation
im not good at being mean
im sorry bailey ....im a lesbian!
bahahhaha only not
but he will never know......
i just have to have a romantic embrace with janine in front of him
and my story will be set in stone
....but then he will tell everyone else im a lesbian
annnndd i will never date a boy ever again
i will think of something ...
Monday, November 16, 2009
he is entirely yummy scrumboes!
is he not?
that picture doesnt really give him justice
just watch Cheri.
it is a great movie
even though it isnt at all
it has the lamest ending of my life
The pretty boy just kills himself
and you know what makes it even worse?
YOU DONT GET TO SEE IT!!!!
the narrators just like .....and then he shot himself in the head
it was a fail movie
but great....because it has introduced me to him
this is fail......?
i dont mind
fail is my middle name
and its obviously gonna stay that way.