Monday, November 30, 2009

My signing stream of consciousness!

I cant stop singin
its never gonna end!!!!!!
those were my veryy own lyrics
because im actually singin them
and i actually cant stop signing
like seriously
for the last 20 minutes
i havnt stopped signing
and i doubt i will ever stoooopppp
because i like bugging my brother
with my beautiful of key voice
and i wont ever STTTOOOOPPP!
annnd i just sand all of that
in this cool manly voice
and im singing it right now
i feel low and husky
like a man on steroids!
annnnd you like it!
but mmmy doggy is cute
annnd im writing you a sonnng
as we speak
beneath the stars
and this makes no fricken sense
but i really cant stop
and it wil never end for the rest of my life
and i hope it truly bugs you
yes truly truly bugs you
because all i can think of is NOOOTTTESSS!!!
and they wont leave my head allllooooonne
so i sing them out for paullyy to heaar
and i wont ever stop
its like a disease
it freaks me out
especialllyyy since i am lacking lyrics to sing along wiht my notes
and i fear if i keep singing my voice will surely die
but i cant stop singing
cause my hearts still beating
and this is the most fail blog of my lifeee
and im sooo vair happy that the small child is upstairs
where he can not hear me off tune singing
my lovely voice
straying from the melody
lacking rhyme and reason
and everything else in between
because dont care for reason
and thats so obvious
im not sure why i told you again
but i felt the need to and i want to insert a rhyme but all i can think of is something to with a rhinocerous
and truly nobody wants to hear it
and i just coughed because my throat is starting to hurtt
but i dont really mind
cause i am keeping up with my voice
( my fingers that is)
i hope my brother is not recording this for future torture


oh my lordey
am i done?
i think so
gosh
ahahhaha sorry i just had to sing
i havnt got the faintest idea why
i hope i didnt actually sound bad
i was maybe being overly modest
BAHAHHA JAY KAY
i cant sing
but ahmg
wow
that was enjoyable

Sunday, November 29, 2009

But we didn't mind. We didn't know better.

JAZZ RETREAT '09
AHMG! BEST THING OF MA LIFE!
like seriously
so much fun
gosh uy should post da pictures do
Hey this fire, it's burnin', burnin' us up
sorreh
ummm
im not in a blog mood?
what??
too tired?
aweee :(
chicken flavored chicken for all of you
osh golly jollly dahlly bahlly
bollywood??
now i have bollwood choreography in ma head
why would u do this too me?
ahmg the eyes
bitch

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Jesus, etc.

What do i have to do to get inside of you??
Cause i love the way you move.
When im inside of you.


isnt that entirely wrong???
gosh
Inside of you-Hoobastank
failure
11 11 MAKE A WISH!!!!
what is this??
my mom downloading music??
hmm
everything from sugarland to velvet underground
hmmm
wierd
my hips hurt
dance=pain
hmm'









i just made a epic leap
ha
ha
ha
aah
ashsjhkf
pizza pie!
IS THAT SO!
sorry
that was slightly uncalled for
sttrrookkkee
jskdfgjkdhgjkdf
mustache
ahhaha
twin mustaches
ahahha
math
ahahha
fail
ahaha
ooosh my hip hurts
why?
oh cause of cho momma last night
yeah
that what i thought
hmm
we were just two lovers crying on eachothers shoulders
sorreh
Lover please! do not fall to your knees!
its not like i belive in ever lasting love!
:)
sorreh
hahah
drama
....chimpanzee
hahah
ahmg
bitch
i have to pee
nom
toast?
Life isnt fair for sure
its clear ive had enough
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
ahmg
b
l
o
g
why do i do this
i want to make another list

What do i think the meaning of life is?

  1. to ....yeah.... cho momma
  2. to .....yeah... cho mommas face

ok yeah you know where this is going

why do i continue

why do i continue to blog after i have nothing to say anymore

what is with all this double spacingness again

fail

this

is

once

again

just

i dunno.

torture.

Hey I cant stop my feet, ebony and ivory and dancing in the street. Hey its cause of you.

This song is wierd
and absolutely great
it would be like my fav thing forever
it it wernt for her vocal drums
fail
although great
ill get over it
oh yeah right
Jungle drum-Emiliana Torrini
yeah
So we decided to be alll yeah with our dance teacher today
and she was all like disapointment sadnosity
and we were like aosfiuasgdkasd
and then after i went and talked to her
and i like :) yeah
luvluv
and yeah and she like yay
and yeah
and you totolay get it right?
i could tell
mhmm
i feel much better now
i felt bad all the tiime
:(
but now better?
i thinko sass should not be at nunsense
even though i really wish i was there
hmmm
but how do i plan a sleepover???
ossh
its impossible
when this specific person is dead
nooooom
but not dead
shes not actually dead
i have a jazz retreat this weeekend
im excited!
LETS GET EXCITED!!!!!
le tigre ftw!
ahmg
im sorry for breaking into random lyrics again
errr day
ahmg hillbiilllyyy!!
redneck
i love drama
my mom just didnt wake me up this morning
hmmm
it was great
she like u going to school tmmrw
im like yes i feel much better
i wake up at ten
mom?
she like i didnt want to wake you up
i like ...ok?
and yeah so i went to school for double drama and band
with that crazy teacher
and my wifes amazing trumpetness
i hate her
sooo much
why does she get to pwn soo bad??
i donno
but she get crazy solo song that she pwns at and totolay deserves soo yeah
why am i complaining??
hm
no idea
text text text
gentle stroke of face
OH BURN!
ahmg
yumyumyumyum
ashdfsdhglkshdfkuadfhgjydghfsydkagbkjfg
note
ahmg
ehheeheh
silly wife
i lurv her
i wanna see the reindeer
drum oooer
ssssssssss
im a snake
wire antlers
stab
horns
stab
bean
horn
stab
ahmg
ahah
hair
nom
failure.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

JKASDHJSFKJOSGSIDHGVJVBSJDGSDUYGSHGDVKHDSFKSDFI

i deeply dislike being sick
i cant do anything
i have an essay to do
and i just get up to get back in bed cause im like gagg
yuckk
ASDHCBSHDFVGKAFGHKDHGKFSGYJRGFJSGFAKDBGK
im in a slightly bad mood
partly because my brother just roundhouse kicked me
brb
im gonna kick his ass
well now that thats over and done with
he makes me soo mad!
rant rant rant
augh
ahmg

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

And history books forgot about us. And the bible didnt mention us, not even once. You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first. :)

Drugs
drugs
ddrrruuugggsss
ossh my head hurts
then why am on the computer you may ask
because i am an addict!
...and because my mom has all the advil in van
except for this stuff
...and it has caffiene in it
like wtf
so now im gonna have caffiene running through my veins
and ill never fall asleep
osssh
i want food soo bad
im afraid ill barf it up
but maybe it will help
i would risk that chance
...if i had any food in my food
LIKE ANY!
i found a cookie
woohhoo
i have frozen french fries,eggs,cheese,and cereal
like comeon
i cant just eat eggs
that could turn out interesting
it would be very breadless
and i would have cereal if i had milk
and i would have cheese ...except i dont like cheese
i am contemplating making fries
...even though it will take forever
and they dont have instructions on them?
ossh
i will fail
god
huuunnnggggerrr
failure
....be afraid of the old theyll inherit your soul
i need some emo poetry in my binder apparently
after me comes the flood
oshh
im sorry lyrics all the time
i cant stop
jehfsdhgsdg
i want foood!!!!!!!!
aughh!
why is the movie cheri still here?
i have a strong urge to watch it
but that equals head ache
soo i must not
hmmm
foood
ahhh the light hurts
i sound emo
like your momma last night!
ohhhh
bitch
what now?

i can make lists!!!!
ahmg
are u excited
i am
i can make numbered lists and block lists
but i cant really post a video
i could post a link and all
but no
fail
list time

My favourite things ever.
  1. cho momma
  2. cho mommas face
  3. cho face
  4. pie
  5. you :) (my wife) (that one male who is the only other person who reads my blog)
  6. noms
  7. zelda
  8. punching your babys when ur turned the other way
  9. blogger....(lies)
  10. cho mommas pies face

Oh what now?!?!

why am i still on here

why is this being double spaced

what a waste of paper

....only not cause this doesnt require paper

It smells like god in here so take off all your robes.

thats right

i did just say that

pip pip

Monday, November 23, 2009

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

nom nom nom
pie is sooo gooood
and i know this
even though im not eating any right now
ohhh how i wish i was

okkk sooo i cant resist having a song of WHATEVER TIME FRAME I WANT
soooo even though everyone does it HERE!

omg blogger is dumb
i cant post videos??
what is this?
how will i go on?
i was going to post Kamera by wilco fyi
buuut nope
hmmm
FAIL!

soooo?
if a seagull flys over the sea.
What flys over the bay?
BAGELS!!
do ya get it? do ya?
ahhahahah
gosh
ahmg
amgy
....:)
my hair is sooo attractive
only not
wierd bandana made of wierd fabric
plus wet hair
equals
not attractive
hmmmm
i dislike
i want to janine to not live a million miles away
it would make my day
stupid boonies
i have dinner
and this has been a really fail post
im contemplating actually posting it
but i will
cause
i donno
torture.

Friday, November 20, 2009

how do you write music?

how do you do it?!??!

i dont understand

i allwasy have music in my head!

sooo when ever i try it doesnt work

its allways just like whatever song/s is stuck in my head

but then again

that is my music. isnt it? oh and inside jokes ftw!

THIS IS NOT BREAKING ANY COPYWRITE INFRINGEMENT LAWS AND I DO NOT TAKE MOST OF THESE LYRICS AS MY OWN!

...OH and im not making money off of them


Youoohoohoohoohoooohhh

are 90 percent of the reason i get up in the morning...ohhhh

thheeeee othheerrr ten percent is cause i have to peeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE

but you make me peee everysingle dayyyyeeee

Sooo reallly i get up (not) only for yoouuu


Your feathery hair lifts my spirits

your intoxicating smelllll its....

tooo much to resist

you lift me up in my days of sorrow

I feel this way (not) only for you


(take it to the chorus!)


You are astounding, bewildering!

You flabbergast me every single dayy

You are perplexing, stupefying!

I melt from just a single touch.


I want to do drink a huge frosty milkshake with you

and hope our goldfish will have babies

becaauuusseee we all know that there is a snail crawling up you leggggg

...oooppsss


OOHHHH BECAUSE!!!


You are perspicacious, pulchritudinous!

Your resplendent smile make my day!

You are benevolent, but not melevolent!

How have i lived this looong without you as my wife?!?


Our open marriage is all i could ask for

how couldnt i share you with the world

you are my life

my dream

my one and only

annnd i feel this way (not) only for you



THANK YOU THANK YOU!

im here all week!



...ahmg im fail

but you like it

especially my wife

:P

ahahahhaha

so there you have it janine

OH WAIT!

picture??

write up??


janine is my wife!

we got married on halloween!

under a soccer net

in the freezing cold

...and i wasnt wearing shoes

yes i had cold feet on our wedding night

she is the smartest, most insane person ive ever met

she is boy crazy

but if you didnt know her....youd never expect it

she is absolutely gorgeous!

and makes my day everysingle day!





I Love Youu!!!
(hottest pic of my life btw)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Baby can you play with fire?? ...Im Bringing Sexy back!...DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?!?! ....probably...Listen up yall cause this is it!

...im not listening to hilary duff
....NEVER!
why would i do such a thing?
oh SEXY BACK!
You see these shackles baby im your slave, Ill let you wipp me if i missbehave.
...take it to the bridge!!!!
...TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS!
Drinks on me!
look at those hips!
you make me smile!
....has any one else noticed the extremly creepy jt lyrics?
no? cause no one listens to this crap music??
oh i thought soo
hmmmm
HEY i havnt allways had amazing taste in music
.......it had to develop from somewhere
i used to be a top 10 girl
yuccckkk
INDIE FOR THE BOMB!... buuttt......
....shake your money maker like somebody bout to pay you!
...you lookin good in those jeans, i bet you look even better with me in between
..but your a hell of a distraction when you shake yo behind
...so feel free to get LOOSE and get carried away
...and all the calories you burn from me making you sweat!
ludacris is ludracris!!! HA!
but seriously creepy crap music
yeah im in vancouver at my apartment.....annnnddd i have music on her
but its from like a zillion years ago when i listened to crap music
sooo im having a little trip down memory lane
...why do i remember all the words???
AHMG!
GNARLES BARKLEY!
im sorry i have to admit i deeply enjoy the song crazy
just sooo wonderfull
HAHAHA bless your soul!
you really think your in control?
I THINK YOUR CRAZY! ...just like me
ever since i was little it looked like fun ...(oooer)

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons Hook Fergalicious Fergalicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses mmmwwahhh ....

......That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got
Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

......All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my uuhh I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientèle 'cause' they say she

im sorry

hahha like seriously
i dont know why im making you endure this with me
hmmmm

Pain without love
pain i cant get enough
pain i like it rough
cause id rather feel pain then nothing at all


sooo away from crap music
i have recently realized that spending too much time with my brother
could make anyone into a horrible person
use of the word chink is horrible enought....leave alone over use
and that is what he does
and now in my head every 5 seconds i say chink AUADGSDHG
i dun like it!
I love you tinzel! :)

I wanna see you all on your knees! hahah
oooerr

i had like a huge sushi feast
cause im in richmond
....hmmmm
no but seriously in this apartment building we have only seen 2 other white people
its quite impresive
asians are uber cool and ninja!
i could totolay live here :)

AHMG!
so i decided what my blog is now about
well its called Msbrightsidee
mostly because i allways look on the brightside
(also cause i have a killers ubsession)
sooo im just gonna tell you about all the things that make me happy
i could just add something errrday
or most days.....
hopefull everyday
...considering i am becoming a blog addict
and i never stop
but yeah
it has a very wide variety of topics to choose from
and its what i do allready
.....now i feel like i have a purpose though
and you could go expierience these things and i would just improve your life greatly:)
(only not)
or you could just live through me
and whenever i jump off a cliff
(attached to a cable of corse)
you can feel my excitement!
i have just realized that im going to edmonton
and there is a bungee jump thing in the poool
I TOTOLAY COULD!!!!!!!

Her face is a map of the world
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
And everything around her is a silver pool of light
The people who surround her feel the benefit of it
It makes you calm
She holds you captivated in her palm

I feel like walking the world
Like walking the world
You can hear she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white
Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember What you heard
She likes to leave you hanging on her word

Do you know who that reminds me of???
MY WIFE OF CORSE!

i think that today ....she will be what makes me happy

i was gonna post a picture and write about her
.....but then i realized she would kill me if i did
but i love her lotzzz and that all she neeeds to know
:)
i should go to bed...... my mom keeps getting mad
and i have a book
but i deeply enjoy this keyboard
it fits perfectly with my fingers
maybe thats why im writing so much
hmmmmmmm
this is really long
i like
it is grand
like the coucher
which we have recently discovered isnt a couch but the verb to sleep
couch is sofa
which is fail
considering everytime we split into groups in drama
we run to the couch yelling COUCHER!
so does everyone think were going to have a nap??
cause were not
we do rape eachother a little
but that is an entirely differrent story
annnd je suis aller coucher!
i think that was really bad french
i dont feel like conjugating and am to tired to rememebr which ones im sopsoto to conjugate
but anywho i go
just so that this thing you have just wasted like an hour reading doesnt waste anymore of your precious time.
i am sorry for your lost minutes
and will make up for them in any way that i possibly can.

Once again I'm blogging via iPod. Why am I such a blog addict!?!?! I'm in the airport woohoo!! Fun fun fun. :)

Ive got a pefect body, but sometimes I forget. I got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat! :)

So this post isnt going to be all that long
...well i think
...the grands are coming to take me to la airport momentairily
and im going to edmonton bitch!!!!
...im sorry that was uncalled for
bad words...
soo yes ive come to say goodbyee my loverr!!!
you know who you are...:)
ahahah annnnnd
my dearest blog
(yes i am refering to a non-existant person/blog)
i will miss you for this whhooole wonderful weeekend
i will blog when possible
:D

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

that last post deffinetly made sense.Just for any of you that were wondering.

I really should go to bed... You know grow a possible millimeter... Read a bit .... Gain some knowledge. You know all that stuff.And I stuff.Pip pip!!

It's getting late. Why am I still doing this....? I was going to go to bed early.What is this. Osshh ahmg! Why is SOH CAH TOA stuck in my head?!

I am posting just with this title... My iPod won't let me write anywhere else.... Don't ask me why I'm trying to blog on my iPod.Cause I have no idea

You’re using your headphones to drown out your mind

SO!


my brother just hobbled over here in his sickness to say


"YOU HAVE A BLOG?!?!?!??!....am i on it?!?!"


and i think in my head .....of corse small 13 year old rapist brother......


but he isnt! sooooo (aint he rad??)


now he is imitating himself

annnnddd

im gonna tell you some slight details about him to make his day
"he real cool"

"he got a big dinkledonk"

ok sooooo there..

this is what he told me to write in his ever so nerdy fake nerd voice

i think it describes his personality pree well

"OHH MMYY GOOODDD!"

that was his gay man impersonation
....and now im going to stop quoting my brother
...oh wait apparently it wasnt a gay man......it was matt hart
ohh welll isnt that kind!!!
welll matt did punch him in the face
but as he just said....youve gotta be nice to the people who have no friends
speaking of people who have no friends
there is this wonderfully wonderful person who goes to my school
who happens to like me ...apparently
i am slightly afraid
yesterday after school he came up to me and started hitting on me
i was like WOOOOO!
meep
and he apparently thought he said something stupid
.....because i turned around to see him going "whisper whisper to myself"
you know like "god that was stupid you stupid head why did you say that?!?"
like on tv
....yes.....hes just that fail
...most people think he is gay
....he has a bubble bum
and he thinks he can sing....but he cant ...although im proud of him for getting on stage and all
but really hes so off key it hurts
if i could post the video for you i totolay would
i promise
but blogger wont let me :(
my friends are trying to convince me to lead him on
....but i cant
...im not that cruel
although that would be fuunneeh
or start flirting with someone else in front of him
buuuuttt
i think im just gonna be the "the dumb oblivious blond"
which i totolay am
only not really
but sometimes
and i can see where people would get that impresion from
BUT IM NOT!
i just really suck at math!
ahaha
but anywho
im just gonna hope he dosn't ask me out
....it might be a horrible situation
im not good at being mean
hmmmmmmm
im sorry bailey ....im a lesbian!
bahahhaha only not
but he will never know......
muahhahahaha
i just have to have a romantic embrace with janine in front of him
and my story will be set in stone
....but then he will tell everyone else im a lesbian
annnndd i will never date a boy ever again
...hmmmm
scratch that!
i will think of something ...

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ive got soul but im not a soldier!

I dont write enough


....it is a well known fact


a friend has mentioned that blogs get to personal


annnd shes right


sooooo


no more personal info??


what can i blog about?


like really?


music is the only thing i can think of


.....annnnnddd everyone does that


and since i absolutely loved julie and julia


....i have considered the idea of cooking large quantities of food and blogging about it


....untill i realized that i cant cook


and i deffinetly dont have the time or patience for that


what am i passionate about??


Dance,music,drama.


you know the ussual.


hmmm


boys??


muahahhahahah deffoo!!!!!!!


i could deffinetly just post about boys


.....it may offend some people


but i can hmmmmm


who is my first victim




RUPERT FRIEND!!!!!



he is entirely yummy scrumboes!


is he not?


that picture doesnt really give him justice


hmmmm.....


This one?

maybe hmmmm

just watch Cheri.

it is a great movie

even though it isnt at all

it has the lamest ending of my life

The pretty boy just kills himself

and you know what makes it even worse?

YOU DONT GET TO SEE IT!!!!

the narrators just like .....and then he shot himself in the head

it was a fail movie

but great....because it has introduced me to him

osshhhhhhhh ahahhahaha

this is fail......?

oui!

god

oh well

i dont mind

fail is my middle name

and its obviously gonna stay that way.