Monday, December 28, 2009

At Last!!!! My arm is complete again!!!!!

SWEENEY!

yes

i have finally been exposed to the grusome amazingness that is

SWEENEY TODD!

im at janines

we are contemplating writing a song

AHH soup and janine and rabid bunnies

sooo nicey nice nice

hmmm

i want to watch edward scissor hands.....and oliver

hmmm

i wonder when the other freakeehhh girls will get back

hmmm

wierdlooow

ma femme is seranating me....and we are makingsweet sweet sandwhiches

ahahah

lordeh

she talked on the phone wiht la boy today

i thought id just inform u all

hmmm

fun stuff??

i think so!!

and the cat and the cradle and the silver spoon

TRINN WORTHY HEADBANG!!!!

ahmg ...TRINN!


Best thing of your life?
i think soo hmmm
he has headbanging skills
bahhaha
hes just great
anywho
ummmm
yeha
im a cowboy apparently
hmmm
fun?

Sunday, December 27, 2009

This is the end of the world!!!!

I MIGHT BE GOING TO A MUSE CONCERT!!!!!!
ahhhh
stoked
but!
only if we happen to be going to whistler that weekend
theres nothing wrong with that :P
hahhah
i go with how
i really want figero to come with..... hmmmm
couldnt he?
his dad lives there
gahd!
excitement
havin a muse fest right now
ahmg ahmg
ahhhh
hahah
he didnt post anything?
and he wont answer
:(
single tear
multiple tears?
hmmm
meow meow meow meow
hmmmmmmmmmmm
i stopped writing for the past like 45 minutes
this willl be a fail blog hahahah
i am having a convo with my ex getting mad at him trying to know some sense into his thinck skull hmmmm
have i ever mentioned hes a douche
just for future reference you know
hmmmm
im trying to make him come clean
bitch
and hes a appoligizing which is nice and all
but still
lets hit him
its been another hour im posting

Friday, December 25, 2009

MERRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!
so pretty much i got everything i wanted for christmas
i am severly happy
:D!!!
only not entirely
cause my laptop wont work
and i have to wait till tmmrw to bring it in to the store
poooooooooo
i am angry ><
but happy cause at least i got one
stupid computer people screwing with my laptop and putting on their own password
i also got ski goggles!!!
and lots of other cool stuff
its just great
amd this beautiful hoodie that "has been hand made with art and love"
it has a chick wearing a big fuzzy panda mask and riding a lil bike
pretty much
shes my new pwnagepanda
its great
very mee
hmmmmmmmmm
sassquad and uy got me one of those half naked sexy man posters
.....i love them
deeply
best thing ever
i couldnt find tinzel present
sooo im gonna keep looking for this specific item untill i find it .... hmmmmm
the house smells like stuffing mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgdjghihdfnfnjfm
YUM!
im at the grandss
the grandma is the best cook ever!
its great
and i get her food like 24/7 for the next 3 days
nom nom nom nom nom nom
yeah anywho
love!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

What else are we here for??

So how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults his family's existence Well, where I'm from we have a special salute we aim high in the air Towards all those pompous assholes who spend their days pointing fingers. Fuck you!
im sorry for that language there
avenged sevenfold makes me happy :) sigghh
screamo calms my soul
ahhh
sooo nice
I HAVE SO MUCH FRENCH!
ahhhh
im no longer calm
thanks
erauuguadgh'
hahah i got a letter
it says were getting report cards
...adn i havnt handed anything in
hmmmmmmmm
i wonder how that will go
WONDErFUL!
im a great guesser too
pffft
gross
Im attempting to schedule my life
good plan?
i think so
iPod ftw
yupp yupp
first of im gonna delete old stuff
considering i dun know why its in here
losing the feeling of feeling in need!
do you know what i mean?
ahahah
ahhh pie
i enjoy my friends
we had a chrsitmas party....and played monopoly
fun fun fun
then we watched the grinch and edward scissor hands
(best movie ever btw!)
ahmg ahmg
and the cow jumped over the moon
erauughgh
ahah
nom nom nom
bad guy must lose
all the time
errry day
i am excited to know about gift exchangeyness
ahah i enjoy presents
:P
ahahha and picture taking skillz
and pie
and cho momma
and screamo
and my life
:) <3
its just great!
isnt it?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Open your mouth. Sounds of breathing. Found it spilling from your face. Best to be dim to the humble of traffic stepping on your name.

ANANNANANANNA
Bananna?
BAHHAHA planning ftw
so after much request i have returned
cause i have been gone far to long
i am sorreh
vair vair sorry
how can i make it up to you?
pie?
pie fo chu?
pie fo cho momma?
anywho
i did an english test after school.
it would have taken me like half a class
but no me and janine and darien were all in that room with mrs horn
IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS!!!
but it was so much fun
hahah we got into a couple opinionated conversations abou things like true love and infatuation
hahaha she is truthfully a wonderfull teacher
i enjoy her
the beatles or the rolling stones??
like here comes the sun
stay with the all unknown
all the chances we took
im sorry
lyrics are my downfall in the blogging world
i could turn off the music
but why would i do that?!?!?
tommorrow we shall be doing drama performances for our school all day
its shall fail
cause the closing thing is so horific i dont know how we'll deal
and the openings ok??
and the other 2 skits are decent?
but
yeah we pwn
MOMMMA I LOST BARBARRA AGAIN!
and the leg is connected to the eyebrow!
i wish i was utterly hilarious and genius enough to say something like that as a child
mmm cheesie pleeaassiess!!!
nom nom nom
da na da na da da nanana
doo oooodooooooo
poo??
oh well i think my moms home??
umm pce out homeskillets???!!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Somedays its not worth gnawing throught the straps.

do you know what sucks?
being a social dependent!
i depend on my social life
my best friends are my world
and i miss a couple of them
one cause shes overly busy
another also cause shes overly busy....but on top of that she just doesnt seem like she wants to see me anyway
hmmmm
i desperately miss them
although this weekend the musical will be over
and i will actually get to see ma friends
:D!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm
sigh
im sitting her tapping my fingers
hopin to get ma creative juices flowing!
nomnomomomoogfohfdhs
JUICE!
if you were falling, then i would catch you!
im just sitting here singing
woohooo
expresses some feelings
although .....i dont really know what those are?
hmmm
shuffle through all music ftw
i enjoy old music
MUSICAL TONIGHT!!!!
AHHAHAHA
stoked
my skin is covered with sharp spikes that will stab you like 1000 knives
ba da dah dumm
piieee
my brain and tounge just met, and they aint friends so far
i obv need some vitamin c
half the time i dont even know what your trying to say to me!
ahahha
MENTALLY UNSTABLE!!!!!!!
ahmg

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

What the hell are you talking about? (insert east indian accent here)

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggg!
me and janine = not good
we shouldnt be aloud to talk on da phone
I still have to do my fricken planning
wehn is it due?
tuesday?
what da hell
would they?
offended?
why cant you actually talk to me??
i think i have a problem.
I DONT HAVE GOD DAMN PROBLEM!
pillls! pillss!
I DONT NEED YOUR DRUGS
what the hell are you talking about?
half the time i dont even know what your trying to say to me
YOU THINK IM STUPID!
...but im not
im really not
I DONT HAVE GOD DAMN PROBLEM!!!!
this isnt even east indian
i think were doing it wrong
I wonder what the east indian population has got to say to us?
What about a pen?
OH MA ALLAH!!!!
OH MA ALLAH IN HEAVEN!
RAIN DOWN ON ME!
I SOUND CHORUS CHUREFDSHVGHSDF MAN THAOGN
half the time i dont even know what your saying to me
OH SWEET BAY JESUS!
lolololololololololol
HUG ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hillbilly = inscest??/
i think so
why am i doing this?
OH MA GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!
im calm im calm
ommmmmmmmmm
high of of perfume fumes
BEAR HUG!
WHAT ABOUT MA MOMMA!
MMMOOOMMMA I LOST BARBABRA AGAIN!
wtf
BAHHAHA
torture?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Damn! yous a sexy bitch! DAMN GIRL!

I crashed a school dance??
what? NO!
never!
ahahha
it was wierd
like non of my friends were there
kay kay and wecia were the only ones there that i normally dance with.
so i danced with jac a lot to
which was grand
wierd
but grand
we danced wiht some crazy kids
who i am refraining from calling hockey jocks
i feel that i should dislike them....but if i want them to respect me as a bandie
shouldnt i respect them?
IM TAKING THE FIRST STEP TOWORDS HIGH SCHOOL INTERGRATION!!!!!
but yes
some of them arnt that bad
i guess?
ahahha i liike evryone...its not my fault
theres so many problems with me how cant i except theres??
but yes
i telling sthem something about a certain someone not really being their type and ther like what type is that Hockey Jock?!?!?! i hate it when people call me that!
and im like oh well i have the right considering im defined as a bandie
and they just look at me and there like i have offishailly gained to respect for bandies
im like REally? hmmm well i have offishailly gained some respect for you as
.......male hockey players?
muhahha
im just that cool
anywho
i just blogged cause you know
i must
even though i really dont have the time.
ahmg
im going to bed
im soo dead
i could hardly get up this morning.
aughghh
i think someones mad at me???
sooo confused
hmmmm
IM SORRY!!!!!
:)
ahah
anywho
I wish you a merry christmas!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

and sometimes i think i might be doing this only for you.

IM SHORRYY!!!!
its been like 4 dayys
woow
ive had soo much fricken sugar and caffiene
im like WO! hiper
ah
although i was soposto go hang and then my mom was like WO BITCH
and i was like huh?
and she was like uhuh
and was like SAY WHAT!?
and then yeah
i dont understand but i guess i wont go against her
hmm
but yeah
stupid resonging
and then when i get home
she says....im leaving
and she goes out
ahmg
fail child
<3
and then she was all like i think your taking this a little far amanda
and i was like taking what a little far? (considering i gave up like half an hour ago)
and shes like rant rant rant
and im like just leave please.
ohhh welll
oh ma lordeh
i was so excited too
BAHAHHA
best christmas present idearrrr ever
and it shall pwn
group christmas present sharing
i think so!
im going to watch my sisters keeper
its just sitting here tempting me with this small child baldyness


baldy child!


is it wrong that i think of courtney?
no, cause i love her
and she was once a baldy cancer child :(
saaaddfacee
shes got such a smexy curvy body
i hope she reads this
i want to spread ma compliments around
ehhehe
sugar game is my favourite
candy sword fights also fit into that category
i have just realized i cant spell well on a sugar high
WOOOOOOHOOOOO
SUGAR
cane???
ahahhaha
har dee har har
freckles?
hahfadh
:P hahaha
happy birthday skipish sing for rioux.....i think so
SPOON!?!?!
i was soo excited to spoon with neil all night long!
i had my wife last night but
NOW I WANT NEIL!.....and ma wife
muhahahhaha
at the same time!
threesome spoon train!
i think so!
i want food.
and movie
and lack of actually having to try
sooooo
yeah
toast?

Monday, November 30, 2009

My signing stream of consciousness!

I cant stop singin
its never gonna end!!!!!!
those were my veryy own lyrics
because im actually singin them
and i actually cant stop signing
like seriously
for the last 20 minutes
i havnt stopped signing
and i doubt i will ever stoooopppp
because i like bugging my brother
with my beautiful of key voice
and i wont ever STTTOOOOPPP!
annnd i just sand all of that
in this cool manly voice
and im singing it right now
i feel low and husky
like a man on steroids!
annnnd you like it!
but mmmy doggy is cute
annnd im writing you a sonnng
as we speak
beneath the stars
and this makes no fricken sense
but i really cant stop
and it wil never end for the rest of my life
and i hope it truly bugs you
yes truly truly bugs you
because all i can think of is NOOOTTTESSS!!!
and they wont leave my head allllooooonne
so i sing them out for paullyy to heaar
and i wont ever stop
its like a disease
it freaks me out
especialllyyy since i am lacking lyrics to sing along wiht my notes
and i fear if i keep singing my voice will surely die
but i cant stop singing
cause my hearts still beating
and this is the most fail blog of my lifeee
and im sooo vair happy that the small child is upstairs
where he can not hear me off tune singing
my lovely voice
straying from the melody
lacking rhyme and reason
and everything else in between
because dont care for reason
and thats so obvious
im not sure why i told you again
but i felt the need to and i want to insert a rhyme but all i can think of is something to with a rhinocerous
and truly nobody wants to hear it
and i just coughed because my throat is starting to hurtt
but i dont really mind
cause i am keeping up with my voice
( my fingers that is)
i hope my brother is not recording this for future torture


oh my lordey
am i done?
i think so
gosh
ahahhaha sorry i just had to sing
i havnt got the faintest idea why
i hope i didnt actually sound bad
i was maybe being overly modest
BAHAHHA JAY KAY
i cant sing
but ahmg
wow
that was enjoyable

Sunday, November 29, 2009

But we didn't mind. We didn't know better.

JAZZ RETREAT '09
AHMG! BEST THING OF MA LIFE!
like seriously
so much fun
gosh uy should post da pictures do
Hey this fire, it's burnin', burnin' us up
sorreh
ummm
im not in a blog mood?
what??
too tired?
aweee :(
chicken flavored chicken for all of you
osh golly jollly dahlly bahlly
bollywood??
now i have bollwood choreography in ma head
why would u do this too me?
ahmg the eyes
bitch

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Jesus, etc.

What do i have to do to get inside of you??
Cause i love the way you move.
When im inside of you.


isnt that entirely wrong???
gosh
Inside of you-Hoobastank
failure
11 11 MAKE A WISH!!!!
what is this??
my mom downloading music??
hmm
everything from sugarland to velvet underground
hmmm
wierd
my hips hurt
dance=pain
hmm'









i just made a epic leap
ha
ha
ha
aah
ashsjhkf
pizza pie!
IS THAT SO!
sorry
that was slightly uncalled for
sttrrookkkee
jskdfgjkdhgjkdf
mustache
ahhaha
twin mustaches
ahahha
math
ahahha
fail
ahaha
ooosh my hip hurts
why?
oh cause of cho momma last night
yeah
that what i thought
hmm
we were just two lovers crying on eachothers shoulders
sorreh
Lover please! do not fall to your knees!
its not like i belive in ever lasting love!
:)
sorreh
hahah
drama
....chimpanzee
hahah
ahmg
bitch
i have to pee
nom
toast?
Life isnt fair for sure
its clear ive had enough
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
ahmg
b
l
o
g
why do i do this
i want to make another list

What do i think the meaning of life is?

  1. to ....yeah.... cho momma
  2. to .....yeah... cho mommas face

ok yeah you know where this is going

why do i continue

why do i continue to blog after i have nothing to say anymore

what is with all this double spacingness again

fail

this

is

once

again

just

i dunno.

torture.

Hey I cant stop my feet, ebony and ivory and dancing in the street. Hey its cause of you.

This song is wierd
and absolutely great
it would be like my fav thing forever
it it wernt for her vocal drums
fail
although great
ill get over it
oh yeah right
Jungle drum-Emiliana Torrini
yeah
So we decided to be alll yeah with our dance teacher today
and she was all like disapointment sadnosity
and we were like aosfiuasgdkasd
and then after i went and talked to her
and i like :) yeah
luvluv
and yeah and she like yay
and yeah
and you totolay get it right?
i could tell
mhmm
i feel much better now
i felt bad all the tiime
:(
but now better?
i thinko sass should not be at nunsense
even though i really wish i was there
hmmm
but how do i plan a sleepover???
ossh
its impossible
when this specific person is dead
nooooom
but not dead
shes not actually dead
i have a jazz retreat this weeekend
im excited!
LETS GET EXCITED!!!!!
le tigre ftw!
ahmg
im sorry for breaking into random lyrics again
errr day
ahmg hillbiilllyyy!!
redneck
i love drama
my mom just didnt wake me up this morning
hmmm
it was great
she like u going to school tmmrw
im like yes i feel much better
i wake up at ten
mom?
she like i didnt want to wake you up
i like ...ok?
and yeah so i went to school for double drama and band
with that crazy teacher
and my wifes amazing trumpetness
i hate her
sooo much
why does she get to pwn soo bad??
i donno
but she get crazy solo song that she pwns at and totolay deserves soo yeah
why am i complaining??
hm
no idea
text text text
gentle stroke of face
OH BURN!
ahmg
yumyumyumyum
ashdfsdhglkshdfkuadfhgjydghfsydkagbkjfg
note
ahmg
ehheeheh
silly wife
i lurv her
i wanna see the reindeer
drum oooer
ssssssssss
im a snake
wire antlers
stab
horns
stab
bean
horn
stab
ahmg
ahah
hair
nom
failure.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

JKASDHJSFKJOSGSIDHGVJVBSJDGSDUYGSHGDVKHDSFKSDFI

i deeply dislike being sick
i cant do anything
i have an essay to do
and i just get up to get back in bed cause im like gagg
yuckk
ASDHCBSHDFVGKAFGHKDHGKFSGYJRGFJSGFAKDBGK
im in a slightly bad mood
partly because my brother just roundhouse kicked me
brb
im gonna kick his ass
well now that thats over and done with
he makes me soo mad!
rant rant rant
augh
ahmg

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

And history books forgot about us. And the bible didnt mention us, not even once. You are my sweetest downfall. I loved you first. :)

Drugs
drugs
ddrrruuugggsss
ossh my head hurts
then why am on the computer you may ask
because i am an addict!
...and because my mom has all the advil in van
except for this stuff
...and it has caffiene in it
like wtf
so now im gonna have caffiene running through my veins
and ill never fall asleep
osssh
i want food soo bad
im afraid ill barf it up
but maybe it will help
i would risk that chance
...if i had any food in my food
LIKE ANY!
i found a cookie
woohhoo
i have frozen french fries,eggs,cheese,and cereal
like comeon
i cant just eat eggs
that could turn out interesting
it would be very breadless
and i would have cereal if i had milk
and i would have cheese ...except i dont like cheese
i am contemplating making fries
...even though it will take forever
and they dont have instructions on them?
ossh
i will fail
god
huuunnnggggerrr
failure
....be afraid of the old theyll inherit your soul
i need some emo poetry in my binder apparently
after me comes the flood
oshh
im sorry lyrics all the time
i cant stop
jehfsdhgsdg
i want foood!!!!!!!!
aughh!
why is the movie cheri still here?
i have a strong urge to watch it
but that equals head ache
soo i must not
hmmm
foood
ahhh the light hurts
i sound emo
like your momma last night!
ohhhh
bitch
what now?

i can make lists!!!!
ahmg
are u excited
i am
i can make numbered lists and block lists
but i cant really post a video
i could post a link and all
but no
fail
list time

My favourite things ever.
  1. cho momma
  2. cho mommas face
  3. cho face
  4. pie
  5. you :) (my wife) (that one male who is the only other person who reads my blog)
  6. noms
  7. zelda
  8. punching your babys when ur turned the other way
  9. blogger....(lies)
  10. cho mommas pies face

Oh what now?!?!

why am i still on here

why is this being double spaced

what a waste of paper

....only not cause this doesnt require paper

It smells like god in here so take off all your robes.

thats right

i did just say that

pip pip

Monday, November 23, 2009

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

nom nom nom
pie is sooo gooood
and i know this
even though im not eating any right now
ohhh how i wish i was

okkk sooo i cant resist having a song of WHATEVER TIME FRAME I WANT
soooo even though everyone does it HERE!

omg blogger is dumb
i cant post videos??
what is this?
how will i go on?
i was going to post Kamera by wilco fyi
buuut nope
hmmm
FAIL!

soooo?
if a seagull flys over the sea.
What flys over the bay?
BAGELS!!
do ya get it? do ya?
ahhahahah
gosh
ahmg
amgy
....:)
my hair is sooo attractive
only not
wierd bandana made of wierd fabric
plus wet hair
equals
not attractive
hmmmm
i dislike
i want to janine to not live a million miles away
it would make my day
stupid boonies
i have dinner
and this has been a really fail post
im contemplating actually posting it
but i will
cause
i donno
torture.

Friday, November 20, 2009

how do you write music?

how do you do it?!??!

i dont understand

i allwasy have music in my head!

sooo when ever i try it doesnt work

its allways just like whatever song/s is stuck in my head

but then again

that is my music. isnt it? oh and inside jokes ftw!

THIS IS NOT BREAKING ANY COPYWRITE INFRINGEMENT LAWS AND I DO NOT TAKE MOST OF THESE LYRICS AS MY OWN!

...OH and im not making money off of them


Youoohoohoohoohoooohhh

are 90 percent of the reason i get up in the morning...ohhhh

thheeeee othheerrr ten percent is cause i have to peeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE

but you make me peee everysingle dayyyyeeee

Sooo reallly i get up (not) only for yoouuu


Your feathery hair lifts my spirits

your intoxicating smelllll its....

tooo much to resist

you lift me up in my days of sorrow

I feel this way (not) only for you


(take it to the chorus!)


You are astounding, bewildering!

You flabbergast me every single dayy

You are perplexing, stupefying!

I melt from just a single touch.


I want to do drink a huge frosty milkshake with you

and hope our goldfish will have babies

becaauuusseee we all know that there is a snail crawling up you leggggg

...oooppsss


OOHHHH BECAUSE!!!


You are perspicacious, pulchritudinous!

Your resplendent smile make my day!

You are benevolent, but not melevolent!

How have i lived this looong without you as my wife?!?


Our open marriage is all i could ask for

how couldnt i share you with the world

you are my life

my dream

my one and only

annnd i feel this way (not) only for you



THANK YOU THANK YOU!

im here all week!



...ahmg im fail

but you like it

especially my wife

:P

ahahahhaha

so there you have it janine

OH WAIT!

picture??

write up??


janine is my wife!

we got married on halloween!

under a soccer net

in the freezing cold

...and i wasnt wearing shoes

yes i had cold feet on our wedding night

she is the smartest, most insane person ive ever met

she is boy crazy

but if you didnt know her....youd never expect it

she is absolutely gorgeous!

and makes my day everysingle day!





I Love Youu!!!
(hottest pic of my life btw)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Baby can you play with fire?? ...Im Bringing Sexy back!...DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?!?! ....probably...Listen up yall cause this is it!

...im not listening to hilary duff
....NEVER!
why would i do such a thing?
oh SEXY BACK!
You see these shackles baby im your slave, Ill let you wipp me if i missbehave.
...take it to the bridge!!!!
...TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS!
Drinks on me!
look at those hips!
you make me smile!
....has any one else noticed the extremly creepy jt lyrics?
no? cause no one listens to this crap music??
oh i thought soo
hmmmm
HEY i havnt allways had amazing taste in music
.......it had to develop from somewhere
i used to be a top 10 girl
yuccckkk
INDIE FOR THE BOMB!... buuttt......
....shake your money maker like somebody bout to pay you!
...you lookin good in those jeans, i bet you look even better with me in between
..but your a hell of a distraction when you shake yo behind
...so feel free to get LOOSE and get carried away
...and all the calories you burn from me making you sweat!
ludacris is ludracris!!! HA!
but seriously creepy crap music
yeah im in vancouver at my apartment.....annnnddd i have music on her
but its from like a zillion years ago when i listened to crap music
sooo im having a little trip down memory lane
...why do i remember all the words???
AHMG!
GNARLES BARKLEY!
im sorry i have to admit i deeply enjoy the song crazy
just sooo wonderfull
HAHAHA bless your soul!
you really think your in control?
I THINK YOUR CRAZY! ...just like me
ever since i was little it looked like fun ...(oooer)

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons Hook Fergalicious Fergalicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses mmmwwahhh ....

......That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got
Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

......All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my uuhh I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientèle 'cause' they say she

im sorry

hahha like seriously
i dont know why im making you endure this with me
hmmmm

Pain without love
pain i cant get enough
pain i like it rough
cause id rather feel pain then nothing at all


sooo away from crap music
i have recently realized that spending too much time with my brother
could make anyone into a horrible person
use of the word chink is horrible enought....leave alone over use
and that is what he does
and now in my head every 5 seconds i say chink AUADGSDHG
i dun like it!
I love you tinzel! :)

I wanna see you all on your knees! hahah
oooerr

i had like a huge sushi feast
cause im in richmond
....hmmmm
no but seriously in this apartment building we have only seen 2 other white people
its quite impresive
asians are uber cool and ninja!
i could totolay live here :)

AHMG!
so i decided what my blog is now about
well its called Msbrightsidee
mostly because i allways look on the brightside
(also cause i have a killers ubsession)
sooo im just gonna tell you about all the things that make me happy
i could just add something errrday
or most days.....
hopefull everyday
...considering i am becoming a blog addict
and i never stop
but yeah
it has a very wide variety of topics to choose from
and its what i do allready
.....now i feel like i have a purpose though
and you could go expierience these things and i would just improve your life greatly:)
(only not)
or you could just live through me
and whenever i jump off a cliff
(attached to a cable of corse)
you can feel my excitement!
i have just realized that im going to edmonton
and there is a bungee jump thing in the poool
I TOTOLAY COULD!!!!!!!

Her face is a map of the world
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
And everything around her is a silver pool of light
The people who surround her feel the benefit of it
It makes you calm
She holds you captivated in her palm

I feel like walking the world
Like walking the world
You can hear she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white
Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember What you heard
She likes to leave you hanging on her word

Do you know who that reminds me of???
MY WIFE OF CORSE!

i think that today ....she will be what makes me happy

i was gonna post a picture and write about her
.....but then i realized she would kill me if i did
but i love her lotzzz and that all she neeeds to know
:)
i should go to bed...... my mom keeps getting mad
and i have a book
but i deeply enjoy this keyboard
it fits perfectly with my fingers
maybe thats why im writing so much
hmmmmmmm
this is really long
i like
it is grand
like the coucher
which we have recently discovered isnt a couch but the verb to sleep
couch is sofa
which is fail
considering everytime we split into groups in drama
we run to the couch yelling COUCHER!
so does everyone think were going to have a nap??
cause were not
we do rape eachother a little
but that is an entirely differrent story
annnd je suis aller coucher!
i think that was really bad french
i dont feel like conjugating and am to tired to rememebr which ones im sopsoto to conjugate
but anywho i go
just so that this thing you have just wasted like an hour reading doesnt waste anymore of your precious time.
i am sorry for your lost minutes
and will make up for them in any way that i possibly can.

Once again I'm blogging via iPod. Why am I such a blog addict!?!?! I'm in the airport woohoo!! Fun fun fun. :)

Ive got a pefect body, but sometimes I forget. I got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat! :)

So this post isnt going to be all that long
...well i think
...the grands are coming to take me to la airport momentairily
and im going to edmonton bitch!!!!
...im sorry that was uncalled for
bad words...
soo yes ive come to say goodbyee my loverr!!!
you know who you are...:)
ahahah annnnnd
my dearest blog
(yes i am refering to a non-existant person/blog)
i will miss you for this whhooole wonderful weeekend
i will blog when possible
:D

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

that last post deffinetly made sense.Just for any of you that were wondering.

I really should go to bed... You know grow a possible millimeter... Read a bit .... Gain some knowledge. You know all that stuff.And I stuff.Pip pip!!

It's getting late. Why am I still doing this....? I was going to go to bed early.What is this. Osshh ahmg! Why is SOH CAH TOA stuck in my head?!

I am posting just with this title... My iPod won't let me write anywhere else.... Don't ask me why I'm trying to blog on my iPod.Cause I have no idea

You’re using your headphones to drown out your mind

SO!


my brother just hobbled over here in his sickness to say


"YOU HAVE A BLOG?!?!?!??!....am i on it?!?!"


and i think in my head .....of corse small 13 year old rapist brother......


but he isnt! sooooo (aint he rad??)


now he is imitating himself

annnnddd

im gonna tell you some slight details about him to make his day
"he real cool"

"he got a big dinkledonk"

ok sooooo there..

this is what he told me to write in his ever so nerdy fake nerd voice

i think it describes his personality pree well

"OHH MMYY GOOODDD!"

that was his gay man impersonation
....and now im going to stop quoting my brother
...oh wait apparently it wasnt a gay man......it was matt hart
ohh welll isnt that kind!!!
welll matt did punch him in the face
but as he just said....youve gotta be nice to the people who have no friends
speaking of people who have no friends
there is this wonderfully wonderful person who goes to my school
who happens to like me ...apparently
i am slightly afraid
yesterday after school he came up to me and started hitting on me
i was like WOOOOO!
meep
and he apparently thought he said something stupid
.....because i turned around to see him going "whisper whisper to myself"
you know like "god that was stupid you stupid head why did you say that?!?"
like on tv
....yes.....hes just that fail
...most people think he is gay
....he has a bubble bum
and he thinks he can sing....but he cant ...although im proud of him for getting on stage and all
but really hes so off key it hurts
if i could post the video for you i totolay would
i promise
but blogger wont let me :(
my friends are trying to convince me to lead him on
....but i cant
...im not that cruel
although that would be fuunneeh
or start flirting with someone else in front of him
buuuuttt
i think im just gonna be the "the dumb oblivious blond"
which i totolay am
only not really
but sometimes
and i can see where people would get that impresion from
BUT IM NOT!
i just really suck at math!
ahaha
but anywho
im just gonna hope he dosn't ask me out
....it might be a horrible situation
im not good at being mean
hmmmmmmm
im sorry bailey ....im a lesbian!
bahahhaha only not
but he will never know......
muahhahahaha
i just have to have a romantic embrace with janine in front of him
and my story will be set in stone
....but then he will tell everyone else im a lesbian
annnndd i will never date a boy ever again
...hmmmm
scratch that!
i will think of something ...

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ive got soul but im not a soldier!

I dont write enough


....it is a well known fact


a friend has mentioned that blogs get to personal


annnd shes right


sooooo


no more personal info??


what can i blog about?


like really?


music is the only thing i can think of


.....annnnnddd everyone does that


and since i absolutely loved julie and julia


....i have considered the idea of cooking large quantities of food and blogging about it


....untill i realized that i cant cook


and i deffinetly dont have the time or patience for that


what am i passionate about??


Dance,music,drama.


you know the ussual.


hmmm


boys??


muahahhahahah deffoo!!!!!!!


i could deffinetly just post about boys


.....it may offend some people


but i can hmmmmm


who is my first victim




RUPERT FRIEND!!!!!



he is entirely yummy scrumboes!


is he not?


that picture doesnt really give him justice


hmmmm.....


This one?

maybe hmmmm

just watch Cheri.

it is a great movie

even though it isnt at all

it has the lamest ending of my life

The pretty boy just kills himself

and you know what makes it even worse?

YOU DONT GET TO SEE IT!!!!

the narrators just like .....and then he shot himself in the head

it was a fail movie

but great....because it has introduced me to him

osshhhhhhhh ahahhahaha

this is fail......?

oui!

god

oh well

i dont mind

fail is my middle name

and its obviously gonna stay that way.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

This is where I scream From!!!

Why do our hearts betray us this way?
Why are they allways fighting against what you want them to do?
Against whats right?
Why do they want to hurt us?
Why do they allways change their minds?
A descision should last forever.
Not change.
So why do my opinions change.
Why do the descisions i have made, the ones i thought i wanted.
End up to be wrong?
Why do i yell at myself inside my head.
Fighting from both sides of the problem.
My wants? My needs?
Who cares!
Why cant i do whats right and be happy with it.
Why cant i think things through and never make mistakes?
What if i want smooth sailing?
No sleepless nights.
No endless problems.
No Problems!!!
Who made them?
When did they start?
Who had the stupid idea to give man kinda a conscience?
Why do i have to feel bad?
Why? cause i should!
Oh how i wish i didnt!
How come i cant go back?
Fix my problems. So i dont have to deal with them?
How come they have to allways be there sitting at the back of my mind,
dampening my spirits.
Making my day move by just that little bit slower.
Making it that much harder.
What if its not my fault?
Why should i have to deal with it?
Havn't we all had enough?
Why doesnt it ever stop?

Saturday, October 3, 2009

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems

I hate september!
ooosshh!
well it sucks
to much drama
fdsgakgadfnbgadjbna
jimminy crickets!
my head and my heart are colliding; chaotic
ahahha but i have mr. pirate
he may have been anal raped, beaten with a board
and developed severe symptoms of H1N1 and aids
but he loves me :)
hes a great snuggler :P
science world shenanigans are fun!
i can make cool knots!
...pie?
i wish
Throw a stranger an unexpected smile :)
i want my mommy to come home
i miss her
saadface
This is when i start to bite my nails
and clean my room when all else fails
ooossh! i love avril lavigne
..i really liked my hair today
just thought id let you know
you as in the internet
cause no one reads this ...... but who cares
i like to write it
its fuunn
what id we stop having a ball
what if the paint chips from the wall
i know all i do is write lyrics
i am just fail that way
chase you with the rolling pin , well , what if i do?
uhhhhh dishes
meraaacksdfsdf
:(
i must leave you my lovely world wide web
annnd who ever else is insane enough to actually read random peoples bloggers
:P
not that i do that or anything
gooosshh
mwah!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

My conversation with TIMOTHY!!!!
pan..HI TIM!
tim... what up?
pan.. we should make an epic plan to kick that boys bum
tim.. for sure although i dont want to die...

jANINE... NUAHHAHA I AM NOW A PART OF THIS CONVERSATION AND I AM GOING TO.. not finish this sentence.
pan.. BAHHAha awsome i like cheesy snackss
tim..awesome
saskia: YO MAMA OBURN WHAT NOW FEEL MY QUAD.
pann.. anytime ;)
Tennille: non merci.
janine: Quad... Quad,.... Quad...
janine:... feel my quad... its nice and robust... quaaaadddd.
pan... mmmmmm robust
janine: ewww wtf? ROADKILL!
pan..I like ..... crispy chicken.... mmmmmm crispyy
Janine: this conversation is going absolutely nowhere.
tim.. whats going nothing much awesome what else is new nothing much oh yeah thats awesome today at school we had no jazz band it was strait... hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so how you doing? i am good whats going on no much not much not much not much not much not much not much not much not much ..... now i am done
pan.. i would hope sooo no jazz is sad
new ingrid michelson is awsome
....no more yummy chessy snacks
...ahahah swim in your own direction!!!!!!
YES!
deffo
selfish jerkish thing!!!!
cause hes jerkish
neil afraid of ovens that open in ur face BURNNNNIINNGGG!!!!

janine is now going to... HACK TIMMEH'S FACEBOOK! YEAAA!
heh heh heh. HACK.
gurshhhh. gurshhh. gursshhhhhh!
Tennille: Swampy eyes? no, wrong *slap*. very much slap. Calm. calm, better now... dayum.
saskia: lolololol. lololololol.
Tennille: not a funny situation. no. wrong. Incorrect.
pan.. swampy eyes.... what??
me not getty it deffo has somin to do with that guy
mhmmmm i know it does no denying
i just raped janine
she laughed SO hard ... but this is janine sooo it twas funneh
Janine: oh my god you raped me.
it was horrible.
pann...you liked it ;)
heheheheheh


janine is going to post this now. woohoo. WOOHOOO.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I met you once and ive fallen for your notions



AHAHHA!


i felt like being cheezy


and i had no idea what to write


so there you go


but cheese is good


:P


but i do have the best friends ever


my bestest friend came over today we curled our hair and then we walked around town


joking about how we were to gorgeous for the hick town we live in ....:P HA!


and counting how many old creepers checked us out!


BAHAHHAHA!


but we do have a lot of those in terrace


soooo me and my friends own a business called candy stop


we selll candy


and some old guy came up to us and was like


heheheh it should be called pussy stop


we were like ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :S


and then well my friend was holding up our stop sign and fail curtsying


some guy was like ill give you $20 to dance all day


we were quite creeped on that day


but its funn ..... and creeepy


ahaha


I am going to a bollywood themed birthday party tommorrow!


im pretty much stoked


AHAHAHHA!


my boyfriend left to go for a camp like 3 days ago


....and truthfully i had no fricken idea


ahahha i called him today and his brother was like hes at a camp in the queen charlottes


i was like oh...ahahhaha


and its not like were lame square little gr8 types


i would ussually know i was just to lazy to call and i thought he would call me eventually


but nope


he isnt even in town


i laughed


it was great


I WANNA SEE G FORCE!!


you know the new movie about like gerbils or somin


it looks pretty much pimp


i pretty much just wanna see a movie


but im broke


saaaaddd faaccee


oh welll i will deal with watching disney movies


which pwn btw


ahhaha i watched beauty and the beast today


ive watched like every disney movie this summer


except pochahantas


which i wannna watch reallly bad!!!!


BUT I CANT FIND IT! :(


but ive only watched them cause i live at a cabin on the lake for most of the summer


yeah the lake pwns its so relaxed and beautful


so i get over the fact that i sometimes have no friends to see


i just lay in the sun look at the pretty mountains


or go canoeing but usually 2 of my best friends


live just down the street so i have lots of company


their names are dane and kyle they are twins


and i have known them forever but theyre in africa and i miss them lots


their those family friends that everyone usually hates


only i have a lot more family friends and they all pwn


we have great times


AHAH i really want an electric scooter


im stoked


you dont need a liscence


they are awsome


I have a new friend


her name is jodie


ahahha shes Jodie my big fat chodie!!!!


ahahah shes friends with tennille


and she came down here to visit her


she is awsome


but shes allready gone home and i allready miss
her tis sad
i enjoy wearing manly clothes
nice baggy clothes
because im a man
a gay man
in a womans body
but shhhhhh its a secret
ahahahhaha
thats why i have my gay lover SCOTTTY!!!!!!
hes the bomb
extremly bomb worthy
ahahah!
and hes extremly sexy
im very sad he doesnt like woman
other wise hed totolay be mine
BAHAH jay kay!!!
buuuutttt im to lazy to write any more and this has been extremly random
so i must gooo
pip pip

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

oooooo your making me live (:


I have the best friends in the world

I Love You Guys!!!!


When I cry you help me out

When I'm happy you hear me shout

When I grin you know I'm really mad

because you are my best friend

You can tell when I'm sad
You're there in thick and thin

You're my best friend

You hear me out when I want to talk

You help me out when I get mad

You are the bestest friend I've ever had
So hear me out when I say

You're the light in my day

You are the moon in my night

You shine very bright

You guys are the bestest friends I have


i miss you lizard! <3

Monday, August 10, 2009

my brain is like this circle and theres all these boxes floating in it and when they hit the circle thats what i think about! :D

Yo!
i have returned from the dark side
...muahahahahwell of corse im not lying
GOSH!
i would giggle ...... :P:D
hi! im amanda
im not surewhat do i do?
pretty much be random
im good at that
tee hee
only not im to tire
seee i just missed a letter
and even though i have to type explaing it
im to lazy to go back and fix it :D
i dont like working
it makes you tired
well i love it
but im tired
im a fricken entrepeuner
i dont how to spell that
saaaaddd facce
:(
ahah
i sell candy all day
but i do it with 2 of my best friends
and we have fun
although ...
well i love candy
but i need to stop eating it
i will be one of those people who sit in their rooms and be fat
...but that would be fun
.....hehehhehehehhe
me and my bestest friend are gonna randomly curl our tommorow morning
her curling iron has magically disapeared
...i just moved and i really hope my mommy doesnt make me unpack randomness tmmrw
ive been working to much
i wanna do somin fun
this has gotten very slow
its too late for me to be interesting in any way
falaaaaaaaalalalll
i just sang you i little a little jig
ahahahha i sound like a leprecon
leprecons are irish
did you know im kiwi
and a turtle.....and a panda
but a kiwi because im half new zealandyyyy
and im a citizen
cause i pwn
:D
HA!
(:
i feel like skipping rocks
because i wanna go camping
AHHHHHH RED SAND!
ahahah
my family and all our family friends go on this annual camping trip
it pwns
we go the last week before school starts up again
but its still the part of summer we look forward to the most
but my nanas coming at the end of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my granddad!!!
all the way from new zealand
tooo see me
they pwn
im stoked!
AHHHHHH!
ahahhaha
erlllackkk a pongoes!
i smell
....dont ask
ahahha cause you probably dont wanna know
even though the only person who willll probably ever read this allready knows the story ahhaha
im to lazy to write any more
EROUUUGGGHHHHH!
that was my dieing birdish dinosaur impersonation
you likey???
ahahha
........


xoxogossipgirl



BAHAHHAHAHHA

im a NoOb

im a noob do not point and laugh
i am..... i likey
ahahhaha
ahahahhahaha
teehee
.....mwah<3