how do you do it?!??!
i dont understand
i allwasy have music in my head!
sooo when ever i try it doesnt work
its allways just like whatever song/s is stuck in my head
but then again
that is my music. isnt it? oh and inside jokes ftw!
THIS IS NOT BREAKING ANY COPYWRITE INFRINGEMENT LAWS AND I DO NOT TAKE MOST OF THESE LYRICS AS MY OWN!
...OH and im not making money off of them
are 90 percent of the reason i get up in the morning...ohhhh
thheeeee othheerrr ten percent is cause i have to peeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE
but you make me peee everysingle dayyyyeeee
Sooo reallly i get up (not) only for yoouuu
Your feathery hair lifts my spirits
your intoxicating smelllll its....
tooo much to resist
you lift me up in my days of sorrow
I feel this way (not) only for you
(take it to the chorus!)
You are astounding, bewildering!
You flabbergast me every single dayy
You are perplexing, stupefying!
I melt from just a single touch.
I want to do drink a huge frosty milkshake with you
and hope our goldfish will have babies
becaauuusseee we all know that there is a snail crawling up you leggggg
You are perspicacious, pulchritudinous!
Your resplendent smile make my day!
You are benevolent, but not melevolent!
How have i lived this looong without you as my wife?!?
Our open marriage is all i could ask for
how couldnt i share you with the world
you are my life
my one and only
annnd i feel this way (not) only for you
THANK YOU THANK YOU!
im here all week!
...ahmg im fail
but you like it
especially my wife
so there you have it janine
janine is my wife!
we got married on halloween!
under a soccer net
in the freezing cold
...and i wasnt wearing shoes
yes i had cold feet on our wedding night
she is the smartest, most insane person ive ever met
she is boy crazy
but if you didnt know her....youd never expect it
she is absolutely gorgeous!
and makes my day everysingle day!
I Love Youu!!!
(hottest pic of my life btw)